TransFormers Dark Of The Moon

Get Ready To RoLL!!!

The Memories Remain

I can see the sadness in your eyes and every tear drop that you cry, I hope you know it's hard to let u go... The time is here I have to say good luck, I live my life I've seen the life, I hope you know it's hard to let you go... I sware to be the shadow by your side to be the shading starlight the darkness of your night, I will survive... In the end, as I cross the line of life and then, I find my way back in your heart again and I will promise I will stay forever and ever... The memories remain... I wanna be the pillar of your strengh to give you hope until the end no matter where I will be there... As long as you will promise stay I'll be with you thru night and day no matter when or where I will be there... I sware to be the shadow by your side to be the shading starlight the darkness of your night, You will survive... Keep me alive... In the end, as I cross the line of life and then, I find my way back in your heart again and I will promise I will stay forever and again... The memories remain....... In the end, as I cross the line of life and then, I find my way back in your heart again and I will promise I will stay forever and again... In the end, as I cross the line of life and then, I find my way back in your heart again and I will promise I will stay forever and again... The memories remain....... <3<3<3<3<3<3<3

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Troubleshooting Jokes

Computer Support

Tech Support: 'I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop'.
Customer: 'OK'.
Tech Support: 'Did you get a pop-up menu?'.
Customer: 'No'.
Tech Support: 'OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?'
Customer: 'No'.
Tech Support: 'OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?'.
Customer: 'Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'

Word for Windows Saga Operator: 'Computerperformance assistance; may I help you?' Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with Word for Windows.'
Operator: 'What sort of trouble??'
Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.'
Operator: 'Went away?'
Caller: 'They disappeared.'
Operator: 'Hmm So what does your screen look like now?'
Caller: 'Nothing.'
Operator: 'Nothing??'
Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.'
Operator: 'Are you still in Word for Windows, or did you get out??'
Caller: 'How do I tell?'
Operator: 'Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??'
Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?'
Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?'
Caller: 'There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type.'
Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator??'
Caller: 'What's a monitor?'
Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??'
Caller: 'I don't know.'
Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??'
Caller: 'Yes, I think so.'
Operator: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.
Caller: 'Yes, it is.'
Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??'
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.'
Caller: 'Okay, here it is.'
Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer.'
Caller: 'I can't reach.'
Operator: 'Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??'
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean over??'
Caller: 'Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark.'
Operator: 'Dark??'
Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window'.
Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.'
Caller: 'I can't.'
Operator: 'No? Why not??'
Caller: 'Because there's a power cut.'
Operator: 'A power......... A power cut? Aha, Okay, We've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in??'
Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the attic.'
Operator: 'Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the shop you bought it from.'
Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?'
Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.'
Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??'
Operator: 'Tell them you're too ****** stupid to own a computer!

Moral Stories

Devotion

Two Touching Stories

A Story on Friendship

A story is told about a soldier who was finally coming home after having fought in
Vietnam. He called his parents from San Francisco.

"Mom and Dad, I’m coming home, but I’ve a favor to ask. I have a friend I’d like
to bring home with me.

"Sure," they replied, "we’d love to meet him."

"There’s something you should know," the son continued, "he was hurt
pretty badly in the fighting. He stepped on a land mind and lost an arm and a leg. He has
nowhere else to go, and I want him to come live with us."

"I’m sorry to hear that, son. Maybe we can help him find somewhere to live."

"No, Mom and Dad, I want him to live with us."

"Son," said the father, "you don’t know what you’re asking. Someone with
such a handicap would be a terrible burden on us. We have our own lives to live, and we
can’t let something like this interfere with our lives. I think you should just come home
and forget about this guy. He’ll find a way to live on his own."

At that point, the son hung up the phone. The parents heard nothing more from him. A
few days later, however, they received a call from the San Francisco police. Their son had
died after falling from a building, they were told. The police believed it was suicide.

The grief-stricken parents flew to San Francisco and were taken to the city morgue to
identify the body of their son. They recognized him, but to their horror they also
discovered something they didn’t know, their son had only one arm and one leg.

The parents in this story are like many of us. We find it easy to love those who are
good-looking or fun to have around, but we don’t like people who inconvenience us or make
us feel uncomfortable. We would rather stay away from people who aren’t as healthy,
beautiful, or smart as we are.

Thankfully, there’s someone who won’t treat us that way. Someone who loves us with an
unconditional love that welcomes us into the forever family, regardless of how messed up
we are.

Tonight, before you tuck yourself in for the night, say a little prayer that God will
give you the strength you need to accept people as they are, and to help us all be more
understanding of those who are different from us!!! There’s a miracle called Friendship
That dwells in the heart You don’t know how it happens Or when it gets started But you
know the special lift It always brings. And you realize that Friendship Is God’s most
precious gift!

Friends are a very rare jewel, indeed. They make you smile and encourage you to
succeed. They lend an ear, they share a word of praise, and they always want to open their
hearts to us. Show your friends how much you care…..